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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:32
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Wander Franco’s conviction likely bars return to U.S., attorneys say - Tampa Bay Times
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
The #1 Snack for Better Gut Health, Recommended by a Gastroenterologist - AOL.com
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Blue Origin launches third New Shepard mission within three months - SpaceNews
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Rob Thomson ejected, Luzardo roughed up against Brewers - Phillies Nation
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Ten takeaways from WSJ report that BNY approached Northern Trust about a merger - Global Custodian
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is truer than that which is true?
—
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
The #1 Dessert to Help Lower Dementia Risk, According to Dietitians - EatingWell
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Probability of Asteroid 2024 YR4 hitting the Moon increases - theregister.com
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Flyers getting high marks from experts for 2025 NHL Draft - Broad Street Hockey
Just Forget it!
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance